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Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks – SNL

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>>>THIS IS “BLACK JEOPARDY.”
>>WHAT UP? WHAT UP, WHAT UP, WHAT UP?
WELCOME TO “BLACK JEOPARDY,” THE ONLY TV GAME SHOW WHERE THE
AUDIENCE IS IN CHURCH CLOTHES. I’M YOUR HOST DARNELL HAYES.
OUR CONTESTANTS TODAY ARE KEELY.>>HEY.
>>SHANIECE.>>OKAY, NOW.
>>AND DOUG. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>HOW ARE YOU DOING, SIR?>>OH, MAN.
DOUG, YOU SURE YOU READY TO PLAY “BLACK JEOPARDY”?
>>THEY TOLD ME A FELLA COULD WIN SOME MONEY, SO LET’S WIN ME
SOME MONEY, GIT HER DONE.>>I ADMIRE YOUR CONFIDENCE.
LET’S SEE OUR CATEGORIES. WE GOT “BIG GIRLS.”
[ LAUGHTER ] “HMM, I DON’T KNOW.”
“YOU BETTER.” “I’M GONNA PRAY ON THIS.”
“THEY OUT HERE SAYING.” AND AS ALWAYS, “WHITE PEOPLE.”
[ LAUGHTER ] KEELY, YOU ARE OUR RETURNING
CHAMP, YOU PICK.>>OKAY, LET’S DO “YOU BETTER”
FOR $200.>>OKAY, THE ANSWER THERE, “YOU
NEED HOT SAUCE, DUCK SAUCE, SOY SAUCE, AND SAFETY PINS.”
KEELLY.>>WHAT IS YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR
ASS TO THE KITCHEN AND LOOK IN THE PACKET DRAWER.
>>YEAH. YEAH, THE PACKET DRAWER, YEAH.
YEAH, EVERY KITCHEN HAS GOT ONE.>>OKAY, LET’S STAY WITH “YOU
BETTER” FOR $400.>>OKAY, THE ANSWER, “YOUR JOB
WANTS TO TAKE $40 OUT OF YOUR CHECK FOR A 401(k).”
SHANIECE?>>WHAT IS, YOU BETTER GIVE ME
THAT MONEY SO I CAN GET ME SOME SCRATCH-OFFS?
>>YOU DAMN RIGHT. I MEAN, WHY I NEED A RETIREMENT
PLAN WHEN I GOT MONOPOLY MILLIONAIRES CLUB.
>>I PLAY THAT EVERY WEEK.>>THAT’S GOOD FOR YOU.
OKAY. THE BOARD IS YOURS, SHANIECE.
>>LET’S GO WITH “THEY OUT THERE SAYING” FOR $200.
>>OKAY, THEY OUT HERE SAYING THE NEW iPHONE WANTS YOUR THUMB
PRINT FOR YOUR PROTECTION. OH, OKAY, THEN, DOUG.
>>WHAT IS, I DON’T THINK SO, THAT’S HOW THEY GET YOU.
>>YES, THAT’S IT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT’S IT!>>I DON’T TRUST THAT.
>>ME EITHER.>>NO, I READ THAT GOES STRAIGHT
TO THE GOVERNMENT.>>WELL, THAT’S NOT BAD, DOUG.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE BOARD IS YOURS.
>>LET’S GO OVER TO “I DON’T KNOW,” FOR $400.
>>OKAY, THE ANSWER, HE SAYS HIS DOG DOESN’T BITE.
SHANIECE.>>WHAT IS, HM, I DON’T KNOW, HE
GOT TEETH, DON’T HE?>>YEAH, THAT’S IT.
ANYTHING. [ LAUGHTER ]
ANYTHING WITH TEET.>>LET’S STICK WITH “HM, I DON’T
KNOW,” FOR $600.>>OKAY.
CAITLYN JENNER SAYS SHE BELONGS ON THE COVER OF “ESSENCE”
MAGAZINE. KEELY.
>>WHAT IS, HMM, I DON’T KNOW, YOU CAN’T DO EVERYTHING.
>>YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. THERE WAS A TIME.
>>ABSOLUTELY.>>REMEMBER, THERE WAS A TIME.
>>OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER, YEAH,>>OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>OKAY.
LET’S GO TO “THEY OUT HERE SAYING” FOR $800.
>>ALL RIGHT, THE ANSWER, THEY OUT HERE SAYING THAT EVERY VOTE
COUNTS. OH, DOUG AGAIN.
>>WHAT IS, COME ON, THEY ALREADY DECIDED WHO WINS EVEN
BEFORE IT HAPPENS.>>YES, YES!
[ LAUGHTER ] THE ILLUMINATI FIGURED THAT OUT
MONTHS AGO. THAT’S ANOTHER ONE FOR DOUG.
>>OKAY, WE’RE DOING IT. LET’S TRY, “THEY OUT HERE
SAYING” FOR $600.>>OKAY.
THEY OUT HERE SAYING, THIS MOVIE DOESN’T DESERVE AN OSCAR.
KEELY.>>WHAT IS “TYLER PERRY’S BOO! A
MADEA HALLOWEEN.”>>ABSOLUTELY.
ABSOLUTELY, YOU KNOW. WHEN THAT MAN PUTS ON THAT MUMU
I’M JUST TRANSPORTED. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>YOU KNOW, I GOT TO TELL YOU, I LOVE THOSE MOVIES.
I BOUGHT A BOX SET AT WALMART, AND IF I CAN LAUGH AND PRAY IN
90 MINUTES, THAT IS MONEY WELL SPENT.
>>WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I LIKE YOU SAYING THAT.
NO, NO — IT’S ALL GOOD. IT’S ALL GOOD.
IT’S ALL GOOD. IT’S ALL GOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>OKAY.
KEELY. IT’S YOUR PICK.
>>LET’S GO TO “YOU BETTER” FOR $600.
>>OKAY, THE ANSWER, THE MECHANIC SAYS YOU OWE $250 FOR
NEW BRAKE LINES. DOUG.
>>WHAT IS, YOU BETTER GO TO THE DUDE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD THAT
WILL FIX THINKING FOR $40.>>OH, YOU KNOW CECIL?
>>YEAH, YEAH. MY CECIL’S NAME IS JIM AND HE
FIXED MY REFRIGERATOR, MY AIR CONDITIONER AND MY CAT.
>>YEAH, EVERYBODY’S GOT A GUY. YOU ALL RIGHT, DOUG.
[ LAUGHTER ] LET’S TAKE A MOMENT AND HEAR
ABOUT TODAY’S PRIZES. JOHNNY?
>>THANKS, DARNELL. TODAY’S “BLACK JEOPARDY” WINNER
WILL RECEIVE THE GOOD CHAIR. GRANDDADDY NEEDS SOMEWHERE TO
SIT. GIVE HIM THE GOOD CHAIR.
AND CAR TAPE. THE BEST TAPE FOR FIXING YOUR
CAR. CAR TAPE.
BACK TO YOU, DARNELL.>>DOUG, I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S
GOING ON BUT THE BOARD IS YOURS.>>WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH,
DARNELL. YOU PEOPLE ARE FUN.
CAN I SAY THAT? THAT OKAY?
CAN I SAY THAT?>>WE’LL GIVE YOU A PASS THIS
TIME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OKAY, LET’S GO TO “BIG GIRLS” FOR $200.
>>OKAY. THE ANSWER THERE, SKINNY WOMEN
CAN DO THIS FOR YOU. DOUG?
>>WHAT IS, NOT A DAMN THING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT. YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT.
>>YES!>>MY WIFE — MY WIFE’S A STURDY
WOMAN.>>THAT IS MY MAN RIGHT THERE.
>>OKAY.>>GO DOUG, GO DOUG, GO DOUG —
[ KNOCKING ]>>OH, THE SOUND OF THE BROOM
HITTING THE CEILING BELOW US MEANS THE PARTY HAS TO STOP.
DOUG. I GOT TO SAY, IT’S BEEN A
PLEASURE.>>WELL, THAT IS RIGHT BACK AT
YOU, MY BROTHER.>>ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET’S TAKE A
LOOK AT OUR “FINAL JEOPARDY” CATEGORY.
“LIVES THAT MATTER.” [ AUDIENCE OOHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, IT WAS GOOD WHILE IT
LASTED, DOUG. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>YOU KNOW, I’VE ACTUALLY GOT A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THIS —
>>YEAH I’M SURE YOU DO. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE GONNA PLAY
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM JUST TO SEE WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS.
WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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100 thoughts on “Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks – SNL”

  1. Ze'Queen DivaLoach says:

    H I L A R I O U S

  2. Brian Callans says:

    “Lives that matter”

    Everyone looks at Doug, Doug’s just like 😐

  3. Andy Boerger says:

    This is Emmy worthy!

  4. Michael Ingram says:

    SNL STOLE this bit from Howard Stern!!

  5. Scott Mattenklott says:

    This shit I s wack and ain’t neva been funny

  6. Chris Tatro says:

    Ya this stupid

  7. Brody Cooper says:

    "Lives that matter"

    All lives matter.

  8. Tyrone Martin Polanski says:

    TRUMP GOT THE LAST LAUGH AS USUAL!

  9. JLDoubleU says:

    5:30 Keeley, a skinny girl, agreeing.

  10. tempo ratus says:

    lives that matter….? Isnt it all lives matter? or only some?

  11. S Singh says:

    Doug is my spirit animal!

  12. Susy says:

    One of the funniest episode ever, 😂😂😂😂

  13. Edward Zaleski says:

    If I see one more muther chunkin punkin in this muther punkin chunkin patch….

  14. Xavier Garcia says:

    That Sasheer Zamata is SO good looking.

  15. 60sMark909 says:

    Black Jeopardy, "What you say about my momma."

  16. Think 4 Yourself says:

    I want that good chair though.

  17. KsE says:

    "We got Big Girls"
    Audience Member: NIIIIICE

  18. Don Straw says:

    Damn, Sasheer is hawt

  19. toneman335 says:

    This skit puts some humor on pro black racism.

  20. Anindya Ekbote says:

    Snl white jeopardy – all answers are wrong
    Snl black jeopardy – all answers are right

  21. Franceska Tha Queen says:

    That's how they get you I don't trust the govt-doug

  22. KIM YOUNG says:

    Tom Hanks can fit in anywhere!! Love him haha

  23. Sara Forney says:

    Doug looks like everyone I know in rural WV.

  24. Strungsym says:

    This was only made to make white people feel better about themselves.

  25. vl8962 says:

    Trump 2020 plz! Just so we can have comedy back…. Comedy is such a powerful weapon against division ✌🇺🇸

  26. Zachary White says:

    It was funnier when they did it on Chapelles Show over a decade ago

  27. Joe Salazar says:

    Tom Hanks is literally a white guy and his white “acting skills” are horrible! But he looks good in that hat

  28. Михаил Поляков says:

    white collars like Hanks and all those millioners from SNL cast shoudn't make laugh of poor people wherever they lives – in ghetto or in depressive regions like Chicago etc. I think it's not just right.

  29. Mephallica says:

    This was actually kind of funny.👍

  30. Sturdy Alpaca says:

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve noticed that me and a lot of the black people in my town have a lot in common. This skit hits it perfectly, race isn’t the true divide, financial situation is

  31. Tim_GRIFTER_Tool says:

    All lives matter

  32. ScorpionMan says:

    Tom Hanks is a national treasure

  33. Ashley Gomes says:

    @1:45,
    The Racial Wealth Gap explained

  34. slyjokerg says:

    There is another great skit in this realm with John Mulaney… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC6xjO1JoR8

  35. Josh Kaid says:

    "We just play the national anthem and see what happens."

  36. July Raugust says:

    Yes, Leslie Jones screws her lines up a lot but the looks and body language she gives are EVERYTHING

  37. Missy Deyo says:

    Tom Hanks is SCARY good in that part hahaha

  38. Mike Rice says:

    Tom hanks is a looser

  39. CarlosChip Morales says:

    SNL we need.an hispanic jeopardy !!

  40. Music King says:

    When he said "You people are fun, Can I say that" and he replied with "We'll give ya a pass this time" I died 😂😂

  41. Sam 1 says:

    I'm English and don't understand the humour , can someone explain

  42. Robi_CK says:

    I think Tom Hanks should be made an honorary black man thanks to this skit …

  43. Deborah Pancaro says:

    This is one of my favorite segments from SNL LOL

  44. Deborah Pancaro says:

    Yo when they got to Lives That Matter, that was the best LOL

  45. Constitution Christie says:

    Disadvantage has many faces. This is what comedy is about! Stereotypes combined with what holds us together and very funny!

  46. Robert B says:

    I lost it so bad when the prize was the good chair lol

  47. Tie Roberson says:

    Why did Keeley sound like a white person trying to be black tho

  48. blackwood635 says:

    Boy you alright Doug. I love Doug😂😂😂

  49. John Barber says:

    Fact. No coloreds have ever won on real Jeopardy.

  50. Matt H says:

    The hip-hop Jeopardy theme makes me choke on my breakfast (from laughter, NOT FROM RACISM).

  51. Anselmo Dinero says:

    Wait that actually is Tom Hanks… WHAT

  52. Andrell Rogers says:

    #7of♠️

  53. Lisa says:

    What made it all so much better was Doug was wearing a ‘make America great again’ cap.

  54. MrPolit3 says:

    irl. tom hanks is a dick.

  55. Matthew Newman says:

    these people are stalking my facebook. my dad looks exactly like this name and everything.

  56. jamias25 says:

    Not a damn thang!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  57. The Fonz says:

    Sad and embarrassing.

  58. Michael Garcia says:

    We're laughing at an SNL skit but it's true, the government doesn't want us working together against it, so it works us against each other.

  59. CharismaticKid says:

    “He says his dog doesn’t bite”
    “What is hmmm I don’t know he got teeth don’t he” 💀💀💀💀

  60. Mark Thibodeau says:

    One of the most low-key good-hearted and meaningful sketches in SNL history. Just beautiful… funny, humane, touching, still keeping it real, but with a gentle touch, showing how a little tolerance of each others' eccentricities goes such a long, long way. The best way to alleviate racial tensions is for all of us to make friends with people who aren't the same race as us and fall in love with each other's best qualities while forgiving each others' unimportant, minor flaws. Then we'll have developed the trust and tolerance to deal with the serious shit. Together.

  61. Redwingsfan says:

    Great skit! Host is hilarious.

  62. BravoChief says:

    Has any SNL sketch with Tom Hanks been bad? Because so far every single one I've seen has been perfect

  63. Henrik Wenne says:

    Make the less fortunate fight amongst themselves and milk them by creating needs and fixes for their problems, real or fabricated. Divide and conquer. Machiavellian shit!

  64. D Bone says:

    when he says he fixed his cat, does he mean he fixed his pet cat, or he fixed his bulldozed/construction equipment?

  65. leslie holman says:

    Now there's a group of people with a sense of humor. Lmao

  66. Brady Portz says:

    After watching this all the earlier black jeopardy’s are unwatchable

  67. Wesley Mooney says:

    Tom Hanks said he would leave the usa if Trump won and he is still here! He also said before Trump was elected he would expect aliens in super capes before he could imagine Trump winning. Hey Tom Hanks get out of the usa

  68. fryfry377 says:

    When you see the maga hat as the sketch's warning sign… And it turns out "oh, no, this is just a normal dude who probably also voted for Trump."

  69. Justin Moore says:

    The racial divide was created by the 1% so we’re busy fighting ourselves instead of banding together and fighting them

  70. Johnny B says:

    By FAR One of the Funniest SNL Skits EVER!!!!!

  71. Ivan Ramirez says:

    That absolutely true Doug said as Tom Hanks. When u see ur new cells screen the state can follow you

  72. JO MANGEEE says:

    Who is watching this for like the zillion time

  73. TMWSITY says:

    We don't deserve Tom Hanks.

  74. The Hidden Shadow says:

    Lives that matter: I'll answer that one for them. What is all lives matter?

  75. Riley Reads says:

    The hat suits him

  76. 5_ qm says:

    Doug is the best white, black person on there

  77. Robby White Head says:

    I like Tom Hanks hat

  78. Saturn Ocyrus says:

    Trust me folks white folks and black folks are really not different( you better believe I got my own packet drawer had one my whole life) at all we are all human and we sure as hell all understand poor just as well as the next man it's not a black-and-white world people it's a haves and have nots world if we could ever realize that and come together we could get some s*** done by the way I am a 46 year old white man from East Tennessee and I really don't understand why in the hell that would matter to anyone I'm human I have a good heart I know plenty of white folks and black folks that are the same way

  79. Emmanuel Ferrante says:

    What are the odds Tom Hanks the soon-to-be convicted pedophile

  80. Americo Pedroni says:

    It was always hilarious when Obama would bring out that fake ass accent, what a tool

  81. WarpCOm61 says:

    Straight ripoff of chapelles show

  82. Issy to Bizzy says:

    I’m so confused

  83. Антон Иванов says:

    Почти нихуя не понял

  84. Allison Rader says:

    Dear God this is positively hysterical! Laughing at each other's differences and similarities…. that's the way it should be!

  85. Andrew Jackson's Taint says:

    Remember when..

    Oh how the mighty have fallen..

  86. Marielys Diane says:

    Not that anyone asked but:
    Yes this is my favorite SNL skit

  87. NATE THOR says:

    Agreed meat is for the man. Bone is for the dog.

  88. Robert Haney says:

    43 million views. Make another black jeopardy with Tom Hanks before he dies please!

  89. Desma Walker says:

    When they showed "The Good Chair" & "The Car Tape"… I died !!! 😂😂😂😂

  90. Jude is a nice name, that my name from now on says:

    I'm a white person from South Carolina and this is an accurate depiction of a lot of people down here.

  91. This Sucks says:

    Tom Hanks pulls this off hands down as the best episode of Black Jeopardy.

  92. Dawson Weaver says:

    “he says his dog don’t bite” what is bitch yes the fuck it do AHHHH

  93. Marsmoos says:

    They just solved racism

  94. Daphne Hernandez says:

    SNL building bridges for everyone in America lol! We all have more in common than not y’all.

  95. Daniel S Lara says:

    The psycho paranoid white guy.

  96. Doe Fam says:

    Funniest thing on YouTube

  97. flyfysher says:

    Haha, skinny women can do this for you.

  98. Christopher Moltisanti says:

    Why Tom Hanks trying so hard not to move his lips

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