Geoff: I was with a guy when he got stuck by lightning My friends and I were driving from Alabama to New Orleans. And it started raining. Lightning actually struck near my car. And we were like “Ah!” and we like swerved. Uh, I lost control of my car and I drove it into a ditch and all my friends and I get out. I fucking hitchhiked to a gas station And I go up and I go “Hey, I just wrecked my car. I need to get a tow” from this guy. And he goes “I don’t go out in the rain – I’ve had bad times” And I was like “I don’t know what that means, but seriously sir, it’s your job. You’ve gotta help me.” And he goes “Fuh…” And he goes and gets in his tow truck And I get in the tow truck And I go “So, why do you hate the bad weather so much?” And he goes “My sister’s kid got struck by lightning at the beach” And I go “Oh, wow… dude I’m so sorry is she okay?” And he was like “Nope.” And I go “Well, you know what they say – lightning never strikes twice in the same place.” And he goes “My brother got killed by lightning”.
[Gus and Geoff laugh] And I go “Oh, okay.” and that shut me up And then we’re driving down and my car is gone. The water took it down and now all you can see from- of my car is a little bit of the roof and the antenna. That had like a Jack In the Box ball on it or something. But eventually he’s able to pull the car out of this huge ditch. Then he goes to like move the cable and fucking lightning strikes. Right there. And all of the sudden I hear the guy scream and he’s on the ground holding his arm like his right shoulder It didn’t hit him but it hit so close I guess it charged all the elec- all the fucking metal around it. [Gus cackling]
He gets up and he just looks at me like, with the maddest eyes ever Gavin: I’m surprised he didn’t electro-punch you right in the face.
Geoff: Dude. Geoff: And the guy just starts walking away from my car And I walk up to him and I go “How much do I owe you sir? How much do I owe you?” And he just looks at me and I’m holding my wallet out. And he put his hand in my wallet and took every bit of money out of my wallet and just walked away with it.
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